Kata Mutiara Lucu Dalam Bahasa Inggris

Senin, Juli 28th 2014. | Mutiara Indah
Kata Mutiara Lucu Dalam Bahasa Inggris

Kata Mutiara Lucu Dalam Bahasa Inggris

Kata Mutiara Lucu Dalam Bahasa Inggris-kali ini saya shere tentang kata mutiara bahasa inggris ,

Every night I stay up late, for no fucking reason.
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Hamburger Helper is powerless if the hamburger doesn’t WANT to be helped.
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Dear mom, when I’m on the computer I’m not hiding anything, I just don’t like you right next to me.
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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How I view dogs: Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Maltese, Labrador. How I view cats: Cat, cat, cat, cat.
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She said: “I got a breast reduction surgery.” I heard: “I’m a selfish bitch with a weak back.”
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People think I’m so innocent… if only they knew what really goes through my head.
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It’s awkward when I have to pull someone aside and point out that my fly is open.
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‘Bathtub’ spelled backwards is ‘bathtub’. It’s really not, but for a second there you believed me.
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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
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Sleepover Fact: The later it becomes, the more truth comes out.

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